school doesnt even test your intelligence it tests your memory
it tests my patience
it tests my ability to hold my pee
it tests my ability to keep calm and not slap a bitch
There are four types of people at school.
First you have your Ravenclaws
then your Hufflepuffs
then your Gryffindors
and lastly, your Slytherins.
I want someone to draw a really obscure portrait of me so I can put it on a shirt and wear it everywhere and watch people stare at it and try to figure out what it is and if they ask me for the answer I’m just going to look at them with a half confused half offended face and say “it’s me, obviously, can’t you tell?” so they feel guilty for no reason because I really don’t like people who stare
Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.
what if all your fingers just turned into tongues… like what would you even do
dude people with vaginas would have the best time getting off
“People with vaginas”
what are those called again
I can’t remember
this is what yahoo payed 1.1billion dollars for
why the fuck would yahoo want us?
Welcome to Tumblr.
Holy shit this is the most accurate post I have ever seen in my life
wait…this is a completely different gif set on my blog…
Reblog this and then check it on your Tumblr. Go on, do it.
made rebloggable by request
I guess you sharpened your gaydar till it’s practically a superpower.
Shout out to girls who don’t mind being called dude and man casually
shout out to boys who don’t mind being called guuurrl
shout out to humans who don’t mind being called dawg
shout out to dogs who will let you call them anything so long as you say it in a happy, friendly tone.